Now accepting OSCAR GOODIE BAGS.
I just found out they are worth 71 thousand dollars!!! My first impression was *F*U* but then I thought, I sure would like to get one myself.
So rather then lambaste the whole assembly, I would like to offer the celebrities an opertunity to donate their unneeded gift bags to me.

You all seem so serious about the "Make Poverty History" campaign, why don't you?

Gift your bag to me, get priceless good karma points in the media, and I'll use the luxury products.
OR I could auction the gift bags as celebrity pop art objects and split the profits with some organizations I find to truly help people. I'll get way more then $71,000 for them. The fact that YOU give your Oscar Goodie Bag to ME, for free, is what makes it ART!
I only need one, but wouldn't it be cool to be a movement and raise millions of dollars?
PLEASE contact me at my damn email.
Seriously. Thank You
*RR